For lack of anything interesting to say I'll be posting a few of my favorite quotes of late. These originate from the show Stargate Atlantis as it is the current dvd collection of the month.

Season 1-

[In the puddle jumper, a heads-up display appears out of nowhere.]
Lt. Ford: Did you do that?
Maj. Sheppard: I-I was just wondering where we go from here.
Lt. Ford:I'll take that as a yes. So how do we find them once we land?
Maj. Sheppard: Well, I've been thinking about that, too.
[A nearby compartment opens up and dispenses a life signs detector. Sheppard tucks it into his vest.]:
Maj. Sheppard: Now I'm thinking about a nice turkey sandwich.
[Ford and Sheppard look around expectantly. Nothing happens.]:
Lt. Ford: Worth a try.

Dr. Rodney McKay: [Looking worried] A mouse retrovirus?
Carson Beckett M. D.: It's been deactivated.
Dr. Rodney McKay: Well, are there any side effects?
Carson Beckett M. D.: Dry mouth, headache, the irresistible urge to run in a small wheel...

Maj. John Sheppard: There's plenty of time to solve this thing, but you got to stop using your mouth and start using your brain!

Dr. Rodney McKay: I built an atomic bomb for my grade six science fair exhibit.
Lt. Aiden Ford, USMC: They let you do that up in Canada?

Dr. Rodney McKay: You have no idea which way to go, do you?
Maj. John Sheppard: Just trying to get my bearings.
Dr. Rodney McKay: Translation: "I'm lost. "

Lt. Aiden Ford, USMC: It's huge.
Dr. Rodney McKay: Define huge.
Maj. John Sheppard: Fifteen million square miles. Give or take.
Dr. Rodney McKay: That would make it approximately the size of, uh... I have no idea, but it sounds huge.

Dr. Rodney McKay: I'm picking up a strange reading from right over there.
Maj. John Sheppard: Define strange.
Dr. Rodney McKay: [pause] You don't know what strange means?

Carson Beckett M. D.: What do I say?
Lt. Aiden Ford, USMC: [looks up from camera] I dunno... how about "Wish you were here" ?
Carson Beckett M. D.: [looking around, turns on Ford] I wish who was here?
Lt. Aiden Ford, USMC: I dunno. Who do you wish was here?
Carson Beckett M. D.: No-one! I wish I wasn't bloody here!

Carson Beckett M. D.: ...well if I've learned one thing, Mum, it's that we Earthlings are ver...
Lt. Aiden Ford, USMC: Doc! You can't say that!
Carson Beckett M. D.: What?
Lt. Aiden Ford, USMC: Earthlings. It's compromising security!
Carson Beckett M. D.: She knows I'm from Earth, son! It's not a bloody secret!

Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: The city can handle that?
Dr. Rodney McKay: Yes. Theoretically.
Maj. John Sheppard: Like "dinosaurs turned into birds" theoretically or "theory of relativity" theoretically?
Dr. Rodney McKay: [looks confused] What? Um, somewhere between.

Lt. Aiden Ford, USMC: How could something as big as Atlantis just sink?
Maj. John Sheppard: I'm sure the passengers on the Titanic were asking themselves the same thing.

Season 2-

Dr. Rodney McKay: Seriously, am I the only one creeped out by that guy?
Lt. Col. John Sheppard: They're politicians, Rodney - they're all creepy.
Dr. Rodney McKay: Margaret Thatcher wasn't creepy. OK - well, maybe a little. In fact, she was like an aunt of mine - same hairstyle, facial structure, only my aunt was much taller, and remarkably hirsute. Oddest thing: she had to shave twice a day.

Lt. Col. John Sheppard: The weapons systems were damaged.
Ronon Dex: If you say so.
Lt. Col. John Sheppard: I do say so, and right now I'm saying knock it off.
Ronon Dex: Is that an order, Sheppard?
Lt. Col. John Sheppard: I am beat up, tied up, and couldn't order a pizza right now if I wanted to. But if you need it to be, yeah - it's an order.
Ronon Dex: Okay.

Dr. Beckett: I think I may be missing something. Correct me if I'm wrong, but when the volcano erupts, don't we as well?
Dr. McKay: That's the plan!
Lt. Col. Sheppard: That's the plan?
Dr. McKay: That's the plan!
Lt. Col. Sheppard: That plan sucks!

Lt. Col. Sheppard: (on a enemy ship whose auto pilot has kicked in) R2, I need you to turn the auto pilot off. Now! [Nothing happens] Worth a try.

Neera: You do not fear them?
Lt. Col. Sheppard: The Wraith? Naah. Now clowns that's another story. Scare the crap out of me
Neera: You have fought the Wraith before?
Lt. Col. Sheppard: Lots of times. Won some battles; lost some. War's not over by a long shot, but we're managing to hold our own.
Neera: And the clowns?
Lt. Col. Sheppard: The clowns? Oh, yeah, the clowns. We fight them too; entire armies, spilling out of Volkswagens. We do our best to fight them off, but they keep sending 'em in!

Lt. Col. Sheppard: (on the radio) This is Sheppard. I'm pretty sure you can't hear me, but I don't have a volleyball to talk to, so what the heck.

Hope some were enjoyable, even out of context. I'll save the others for another time...